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hack, attempt to hack, distribute, modify, transmit, re-use, re-post, or use any or all of Jokes.Jewish.net or the information contained therein for any purpose other than as set out above nor for public or commercial purposes without JMT or the relevant licensee's prior written permission;

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From time to time JMT may ask for and/or you may choose to submit personal data to Jokes.Jewish.net or JMT (including your email address and contact details) for purposes of identification and marketing, You agree acknowledge and undertake that all information that you provide is accurate and current and that it may include sensitive personal data such as information relating to race or religion. You expressly agree and accept that this data may be used, stored and processed to improve the operation, administration and development of Jokes.Jewish.net and JMT to process orders and improve JMT's service, as well as for marketing, advertising and promotional purposes but only in accordance with the Data Protection Act 1998. In particular, you agree that:

JMT may use the information or parts of it to notify you about features and/or events or related activities that you may find useful; From time to time JMT may share this data with other reputable companies both within and outside the European Union who, together with JMT or not, may use the information or parts of it to occasionally broadcast it or notify you about JMT events or related activities that you may find useful. If you do not want JMT to collect or process your personal data, please do not submit it and if you have or you believe that we have data about you that is incorrect please write to JMT at the address below and the information will be corrected as soon as possible or removed from our database as you request.

Communications

JMT is engaged in the business of providing an information service and ancillary to this is engaged in the transmission, storage, retrieval, hosting, formatting or translation of third party communications without selection or alteration of the content of the communication for which it is a mere conduit. You agree and accept that JMT has no responsibility to review the content of the Communications on Jokes.Jewish.net all of which are made available on the basis that JMT shall not be required to exercise any control or judgement of the content or the material posted or contained therein.

The views expressed in any Communications are the views of the individual authors and not those of JMT unless specified otherwise by JMT. In particular but without limitation to the above JMT is not responsible for and disclaims all liability in respect of any comments, views or remarks expressed in any Communications.

JMT gives no warranty and makes no representation as to the accuracy, currency or validity of the information and material contained within the Communications or Jokes.Jewish.net and shall not be responsible for any loss or damage caused as a result of any use of such material.

You agree and undertake that you will not post to or transmit to Jokes.Jewish.net or through any communication services (including e-mail a friend) that Jokes.Jewish.net offers:  any statement, material or Communication that:

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- is defamatory, libellous, untrue, discriminatory, obscene, inflammatory or racist material whatsoever.

You further agree that in any activity undertaken following use of and related to your use of Jokes.Jewish.net you will not in any way conduct yourself in a manner which is unlawful or which gives rise to civil or criminal liability or which is defamatory, libellous, untrue, discriminatory, obscene, inflammatory or racist.

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless JMT against all liability it may have in respect of and arising out of your use of the JMT Services and your Communications.

Liability

JMT provides and maintains Jokes.Jewish.net for private and personal information and entertainment, on an 'as is' basis JMT shall be liable only to provide its services with reasonable skill and care and gives no other warranty in connection with Jokes.Jewish.net.

Subject as aforesaid, to the maximum extent permitted by law, JMT excludes liability for any loss or damage of any kind howsoever arising, including without limitation any direct, indirect, punitive or consequential loss whether or not such arises out of any problem you notify to JMT and JMT shall have no liability to pay any money by way of compensation, including without limitation all liability in relation to:

any incorrect or inaccurate information on Jewish.co.uk and all interruptions to or delays in updating the service;

the infringement by any person of any Intellectual Property Rights of any third party caused by their use of Jokes.Jewish.net;

any amount or kind of loss or damage due to viruses or other malicious software that may infect a user's computer equipment, software, data or other property caused by persons accessing, using or downloading Jokes.Jewish.net, or from transmissions via emails or attachments received from JMT or its licensees

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all representations, warranties, conditions and other terms which but for this notice would have effect.

These terms above shall not limit any rights you might have as a consumer that may not be excluded under applicable law nor shall it exclude or limit 'JMT's liability for death or personal injury resulting from its negligence nor any fraudulent representation.

Use of

Jokes.Jewish.net is to be used solely for private, non-commercial, personal purposes only. Accordingly, you undertake not to:

use Jokes.Jewish.net for any commercial or business purpose;

use your access to Jokes.Jewish.net, or information gathered from it, for the sending of unsolicited bulk email.

Termination

JMT shall be entitled to terminate this Agreement and immediately remove, cancel or suspend access to and use of Jokes.Jewish.net upon your breach of any part of these Terms whatsoever.

Termination shall be without prejudice to the accrued rights of either party.

JMT will not be liable in any amount for failure to perform any obligation under this agreement if such failure is caused by the occurrence of any unforeseen contingency beyond the reasonable control of such party including without limitation Internet outages, communications outages, fire, flood, war or act of God.

General Except as provided above there are no other warranties, conditions or other terms, express or implied, statutory or otherwise, and all such terms are hereby excluded to the maximum extent permitted by law (but subject to your statutory and common law consumer rights).

All questions, comments or enquiries should be directed by email to Jokes@Jewish.net or by post to JMT Ventures Limited, 5th Floor, Grosvenor House, 1 High Street, Edgware, Middlesex HA8 7TA, UK.

JMT acts as principal on its own account and not as agent for you or any other person.

If JMT does not enforce any provision of this agreement such will not be considered a waiver of any provision or right.

In the event that any part of these terms and conditions is held to be unenforceable, such part will at JMT's option be construed as far as possible to reflect the parties' intentions and the remainder of the provisions will remain in full force and effect.

These terms and conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and JMT and shall apply to the exclusion of all other terms or conditions of contract which you may purport to propose.

Use of JMT and these terms are subject to the laws of England which shall exclusively govern the interpretation, application and effect of all the above permissions, exclusions, licences and conditions of use and shall be construed in accordance with the laws of England and the parties submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English courts.

It is hereby asserted that Jokes.Jewish.net is intended for and directed at the UK and no representation or warranty is made as to whether Jokes.Jewish.net complies with the regulatory regime and local laws of any other countries.

Please note:

You use Jokes.Jewish.net at entirely your own risk. It is a known risk of internet usage that people are not necessarily who they say they are. JMT have no way of telling if statements made by other visitors are true. This is a decision that can only be made at your discretion. Users of Jokes.Jewish.net must be 16 years old and above age or are accessing the site under adult supervision.

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