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How you can tell that the person next to you has not been to synagogue too often?
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.20
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
“Hey, my book is back to front.”

“Isn’t it impolite to talk when the rabbi is talking?”

“Why do people keep coming in even after the service begins? Don’t they know what time it starts?”

“Do people always get up and walk out just before the rabbi gives his sermon?”

“Hey, I remember this part from ‘Fiddler on the Roof.’”

“Who brings kids to a place like this?”

“You’d think nobody had ever seen a cell phone.”

“Pardon me, but you have some string hanging down from your scarf.”

“That boy can’t be more than 12 or 13 — and they let him lead the service?”

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