Category : Rabbi Rating : 3.54 Contributor : davidbirn Type : T
A Rabbi is crossing a busy road in front of a Catholic Chuch. Head down, deep in thought he does not see the big red bus that flattens him.
A crowd gathers round him. A priest from the Church rushes over to see if he can help. Not realising the badly injured man is a Rabbi he administers the Last Rites.
The Priest crosses himself and kneeling down whispers in the Rabbi's ear "My Son, do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?"
A quizzical look appears on the Rabbi's face as he answers " I lie here dying and you ask me riddles?"
