Subscribe
Sign up for our email list and receive jokes in your email!
|
 |
my drivers license
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.09
Contributor : breadboy05
Type : T
|
|
|
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make
me dizzy, winded, and subject to black outs. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my
driver's license.
|
|
|
| |
|
