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orthodox wedding
Joke Info
Category : Blue-ish Jewish
Rating : 3.66
Contributor : GROJEC
Type : T
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An orthodox couple preparing wedding meets their rabbi.
The rabbi asks if they have question before leave.
The man asks: Rabbi, men dance with men and women with other women. But, weŽd like your permission to dance together. Absolutely not, says the rabbi. So after the ceremony I canŽt even dance with my own wife? No, aswered the rabbi.Well, OK, says the man.What then about sex? Can we finally have sex?
Of course replies the rabbi. Sex is a mitzvah. What about different positions? asks the man. No problem says the rabbi. Its a mitzvah. Woman on top? Sure, go for it says the rabbi, its a mitzvah. Doggy style? On the kitchen table? Yes, yes said the rabbi, it s a mitzvah.
Can we do it standing up? No, said the rabbi. Why not? asks the man. Could lead to dancing, whas the answer |
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