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Forehead
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.54
Contributor : hotta
Type : T
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Becky says to Jakie, "Your'e going out of town for three days and I have no money. Can you look at the car and possibly see if you can find out what's wrong with it. It keeps stalling!" Jakie replies, "Take a look on my forehead. Do you see written 'Henry Ford?'" Becky says, "If you can't look at the car can you at least look at the washing machine? I can't get it to work properly." Jakie replies, "Becky, take a look on my forehead. Do you see written, 'Mr. Maytag?"
When she asks Jakie to look at the grill that's not working he replies, "Take a look at my forehead, Do you see written George Foreman?"
After three days away he comes into the house to see the washing machine working perfectly. He then goes into the garage and starts the car. The engine purrs pefectly. He then notices steaks on the grill. He says to Becky, "How did you get all of this fixed? You said you had no mooney?" Becky replies, "You know Mr. Rodiguez the handyman. He said he would fix it for me free if either I Schupted him or if I made him a good dinner." Jakie asks, "So what did you cook for him?" Becky replies, "Jakie, Take a look on my forehead. Do you see written Betty Crocker?" |
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