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Italian, French, and a Jew
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Category : European Jewish
Rating : 3.59
Contributor : Feigie
Type : T
A group of threen men met at a bar. 1 was Italian, 1 was French, and the third was Jewish.

They began to speak of their wives.

The Frenchman said, "I wiped butter all over my wife, and she screamed for twenty minutes!"

"That's nothing!" the Italian exclaimed. "I rubbed pasta sauce on my wife, and she screamed for an hour!"

The Jew said, "Well, I rubbed oil all over my wife and she screamed for six hours!"

The Frenchman and the Italian looked at him is amazement. "Six hours? How did you get her to do that?" they asked.

"I rubbed my hands on the drapes."

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