Category : Jewish Mother Rating : 3.61 Contributor : Feigie Type : T
An elderly woman is sitting in the hospital waiting room, waiting while her daughter-in-law gives birth. A while later, a doctor comes out.
"Mrs. Goldburg, I have wonderful news! Your daughter-in-law just gave birth to twins! A boy in a girl, they are perfectly healthy! Oh, Mazel Tov!"
Mrs. Goldburg turns to Mrs. Rubenstein, who is seated next to her. "Isn't it wonderful? And look at that, my daughter-in-law just gave birth to twins, and my son works at the Twin Towers!" said Mrs. Goldburg.
A while later, another doctor comes out and walks over to Mrs. Rubenstein, another woman waiting for her daughter-in-law to give birth.
"Mrs. Rubenstein, Mazel Tov! Your daughter-in-law just gave birth to triplets! They are beautiful and healthy, and your daughter-in-law is fine."
Mrs. Rubenstein turns to Mrs. Cohen who is seated next to her.
Mrs. Rubenstein says, "Can you believe it? My daughter-in-law just had triplets, and my son works at Triple-A!"
Mrs. Cohen gets up and and begins to gather her things. "I have to get out of here! My son works at Seven-Up!"
