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Golden Teeth
Joke Info
Category : Food
Rating : 3.48
Contributor : Feigie
Type : T
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Monte goes to a kosher deli to meet his good friend, Herschel.
As the two friends greet each other, Herschel notices that Monte has golden teeth. He asks Monte about them.
"Oh,I just got them! I have seven pairs!"
"Seven? Why would you ever need seven pairs?!" Herschel gasped.
"Well, I have one set for meat, one set for dairy, and another set for parve," Monte explained.
"What about the others?"
"Well, as you know, on Pesach you need separate sets of things. So on Pesach I use one for meat,
one for dairy, and another for parve."
Herschel was astonished. "What about the seventh set?"
Momte shrugges. "Well, now and then I like to have a ham sandwhich." |
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