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The GET
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Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.67
Contributor : hotta
Type : T
After a judge signs the final divorce papoers of a Jewish couple, the woman says, "Thank you, Your Honor, now I have to arrange for a GET" The judge asks, "What's a Get" The woman explains, " A GET is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith." The Judge asks, "A religious ceremony like a bris?" "Yes, she replies, "very similar only in this case you get rid of the whole schmuck!"

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