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The Chimpanzee
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.40
Contributor : hotta
Type : T
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| Jakie says to Becky, "We always wanted a child and we nevr could, so I finally decided to get us a chimpanzee to raise." "Du bist meshugga?" she says. "What do I know from chimpanzees? What would I feed him?" Jakie says, "You make a cholant, he'll eat a cholant. You make a brisket, he'll eat a brisket. Whatever you make for us he'll eat." "But Jakie, what about the toilet? I ain't going to clean from him." "No no," says Jakie. "He's fully trained to goall by himself, he even wipes himself and washes his hands." Jakie" she pleads, "Where will he sleep? We only have a one-bedroom apartment?" Jakie smiles, "You and I sleep in the bed, and he'll sleep right in the bed mit us?" "Sleep in the bed mit us," she yells. "What about the Stink?" Jakie says, "I got usd to it, he'll get used to it!" |
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