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syrian air force
Joke Info
Category : Israeli
Rating : 3.72
Contributor : breadboy05
Type : T
The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over
the Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message:

"This is Syrian Air Force Flight. We ave lost one engine and
want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"

No answer.

A while later he announces, "This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174 again.
We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the
Middle East OTHER than Israel!"


Silence.


A short while later the captain announces, "This is Syrian Air Force
flight 174 We are desperate......We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"


Still no answer .


Finally the captain calls out, "Help! This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!"


Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit:

"Shalom Syrian Air Force Flight 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control.
We would like to help."

"Allah is praised," says the Syrian pilot. "Please give me instructions."

"Do you speak Hebrew?"

"No"

''OK, then please repeat after me:.......YITGADAL VIYITKADASH SHIMAY RABBAH.......''

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