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the ten commandments
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.67
Contributor : leah111
Type : T
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at first god didnt give the 10 commandments to the jews... it started like this...
god went to the russias
'i had commandments for you'
'da, tell us one!'
god replys 'you may not steal'
'nyet, that impossible, no way'
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god goes to the french
'u may not commit adultery'
'hohoho-nonono! impossible, we french like our vomen!'
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god goes to the germans
'u may not kill'
'no! impossible, we cannot not kill!'
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god goes to the jews
'i have commandments for you!'
'how much?'
'free!'
... the jews thought
'we'll take 10!' |
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