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Sweet Sixteen Brucha
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.18
Contributor : howard.email
Type : T
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Morry and his wife Anna have done very well for themselves. They are Orthodox Jews. They run a chain of clothing stores. Morry and Anna have 2 beautiful children, Sammy 12 and Eva 16.
Morry and Anna purchased a Lamborghini sports car for Anna's 16th birthday. Morry gave Eva the keys and told her to have their Rabbi say a brucha over the car before she is permitted to drive it.
Eva goes to their Rabbi and asks him to say a brucha over the Laborghini. The Rabbi informs her he can't because he doesn't know what a Laborghini is. Eva, frustrated, goes to a Conservative Rabbi and gets the same reponse.
Eva, still frustrated but hopeful goes to a Reform Rabbi and requests a brucha over the Lamborghini. He informs her that he is unable to help because he doesn't know what a Brucha is. | |
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