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An Order Of Lace Trimming
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.95
Contributor : ElyaLabe
Type : T
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Chaim, a New York Jew, has a thriving business as a producer of notions for the local garment industry. He seeks to expand his business by getting an order from a huge nationally-known company in the mid-west, which happens to be owned and managed entirely by gentiles.
After months of writing letters and making telephone calls, Chaim finally gets an appointment with company's head buyer. The meeting takes place, and the head buyer quickly gets down to business. He says to Chaim: "Here is my order. I want a piece of lace trimming that is as long as the distance between the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis". Chaim responds unabashedly: "Yes, Sir. I'll take care of this immediately". Chaim then turns and exits, while the buyer feels satisfied that he has gotten rid of Chaim for good.
Several weeks later, the head buyer receives an urgent phone call from the warehouse manager, who reports: I've just received two carloads of lace trimming, and I don't know where I'm going to put the stuff". The buyer gets Chaim on the phone yelling: "How dare you send me two carloads of lace trimming. I don't want it. I never ordered it". Chaim responds: "My dear sir! You gave me an order, and I filled it stictly in accordance with your specifications. You said you wanted a piece of lace trimming that is as long as the distance between the tip of my nose to the tip of my penis. Well, the tip of my nose is here at the telephone, and the tip of my penis is in Poland, where I left it 75 years ago". |
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