Category : Blue-ish Jewish Rating : 3.70 Contributor : tolek Type : T
The family of an elderly Arab gentleman have searched everywhere for a
nursing home for him. At last they find one - a Jewish home.
Some days pass, and his son calls to visit. "How is it here?" he asks.
"It's great", the old man replies. "Do you know, they address everyone
here by their title, no matter how long it is since they practised their vocation.
"There's a conductor who hasn't stood in front of an orchestra for 30
years, but they still call him maestro. And a doctor who hasn't lifted a
stethoscope for 20 years, but is still addressed as Doctor Cohen. An
academic who retired 25 years ago is still called Professor."
"What about you?" the son asks. "It's the same with me", replies the old
man. "I haven't had sexual intercourse for 40 years, but they still call me
the f*ing Arab."
