Category : American Jewish Rating : 3.59 Contributor : tolek Type : T
An American Jew was shopping on Regent Street in London. He entered a posh gourmet food store. A sales representative, in a long morning coat
with tie and tails, approached.
"May I be of help to you, sir?"
"Yes. I'd like a pound of lox."
"Sorry, sir - do you mean smoked salmon?"
"Okay, a pound of smoked salmon."
"Anything else, sir?"
"Yes, a dozen blintzes."
"I believe you mean crepes, sir."
"Okay, a dozen crepes."
"Anything else, sir?"
"Yes. A pound of chopped liver."
"You are probably referring to pate, sir."
"Okay, a pound of pate - and could you deliver all this on Saturday?"
"Sorry, sir - we don't schlep that chazzerai on Shabbos."
