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Jewish mother
Joke Info
Category : Jewish Mother
Rating : 3.55
Contributor : markcohen
Type : T
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A Jewish mother's answering machine:
If you want lox and eggs, press 1;
If you want knishes press 2;
If you want chicken soup, press 3;
If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 4;
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since NOBODY ever asks me how I am feeling. Who knows? I could even
be dead by now. |
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