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Joke Info
Category : Yiddish Rating : 3.72 Contributor : FunnyJew2 Type : T
Late at night, a woman is woken from her sleep by a bat suddenly swooping into her room through a window.
She watches as the bat transforms itself into a vampire. She grips the pillow tightly, but is too afraid to speak.
The vampire slowly approaches, but as it almost reaches her, the woman suddenly remembers the cross on her night-stand.
She grabs it tightly, holding it out towards the vampire and, in a trembling voice,cries,
"You can't come closer! I have a cross."
The vampire looks the woman in the eye and responds, "Lady, Es vet dir gornisht helfen!"
