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What theirJewish Mothers might have said
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Joke Info
Category : Jewish Mother
Rating : 3.97
Contributor : konig
Type : T
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MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the
biggest smile you can give us?"
COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how
hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take
your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can
kiss
your allowance good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn
it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
past
your curfew."
And, of course, these two, who really did have Jewish mothers:
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Couldn't you do something about your
hair?"
MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last
forty years. |
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