Category : General Jewish Rating : 2.32 Contributor : Goldersblue Type : T
A spaceman landed on the moon. To his surprise he saw ahead of him a little shop, with the name above it: "MORRIE COHEN, BESPOKE TAILORS". Curious, he went into the shop.
A surprised looking man appeared behind the counter. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm a spaceman," replied the spaceman.
The man closed his eyes, and slapped his own cheek with one hand.
"Cutters, I asked for. And they send me spacemen!"
