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New Baby
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.02
Contributor : ALTE_KAKER
Type : T
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Jack says to Becky,
"We always wanted a child and we never could, so I finally decided to get us a chimpanzee to raise."
"Du bist meshugga?" she says. "What do I know from chimpanzees? What would I feed him?"
Jack says, "You make a cholant, he'll eat a cholant. You make a brisket, he'll eat a brisket. Whatever you make for us he'll eat."
"But Jack, what about the toilet? I ain't going to clean from him."
"No no," says Jack. "He's fully trained to goall by himself, he even wipes himself and washes his hands.
"Jack" she pleads, "Where will he sleep? We only have a one-bedroom apartment?"
Jack smiles, "You and I will sleep in the bed, and he'll sleep right in the bed mit us?"
"Sleep in the bed mit us," she yells. "What about the Stench?"
Jakie says, "I got usd to it, he'll get used to it!" |
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