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Always be honest!
Joke Info
Category : Blue-ish Jewish
Rating : 4.00
Contributor : chihuahualady
Type : T
Moshe was married to Fanny for many years, but his life was now coming to an end.
They had four daughters - three beautiful girls, anyone would be proud to call them their daughters, and the fourth was incredibly ugly and it had cost him a fortune to find a suitable man to take her on in marriage.

Being a proud man he had always wondered whether, after producing three gorgeous girls, how they could possibly have had the ugly duckling. Perhaps Fanny had strayed?

As he lay on his deathbed, still worrying about the parentage of his fourth, he decided to ask Fanny outright.

Gasping for his last breaths; holding Fanny's hand, staring down at the bottom of the bed where the four girls stood obediently, he pointed to the ugly one and managed to gasp...."Fanny.... Fanny......tell me.....tell me...... is she really my daughter?"

Fanny smiled...."Moshe, I swear to you, she is your daughter."

Moshe smiled, relieved, and breathed his last. A contented man at last.

Turning away, Fanny stared out of the window and muttered ..."Thank ... he didn't ask about the other three..."

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