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160 kmh
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.15
Contributor : Dan Gurfinkel
Type : T
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A jew drove at 160 kmh so a policeman stopped him. The officer asked him "Excuse me but where's the fire?"
So the jew answered "I'm hurrying to smuggle drugs and kalachnikovs."
The policeman ordered backup quickly. When more squad cars arrived the vehicle was inspected and they found neither drugs nor kalachnikovs.
Thhe comander was furious at the officer for such a false alarm, went to the jewish driver and apologized. The jew replied "Yeah I suppose he also said I traveled at 160." |
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