Category : Blue-ish Jewish Rating : 3.20 Contributor : Dan Gurfinkel Type : T
A jewish family in Germany was looking for a home for their paternal grandfather so they left him in a retirement home regardless of their possible intolerance toward jews.
One day the father visited the retirement home and asked his father: "Dad are you being treated nicely here?"
The grandfather answered: "Son we all feel so young, there's a retired musician who hasn't played for 20 years but we all call him mystro, there's a retired teacher here who hasn't taught for 20 years but we all call him schuler and I haven't been with a woman ever since your mother died but they still call me a fucking jew."
