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The Silent Order
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.17
Contributor : lordpoo
Type : T
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one day a jewish man decides to join the monks of the silent order. these monks are ones which aren't allowed to say anything at all and every ten years they are allowed to say three words.
so 10 years go past and he doesn't say anything. at the end, the holy father comes up to him and asks him to speak his three words
"bed's too hard"
another 10 years pass and the holy father asks him to say his three allowed words.
"food is awful"
a decade more goes on and he doesn't say a word. the holy father repeats the process and asks him for three words
"my room's cold"
so the holy father says
"you know, since you've come here, all you've done is complain!" |
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