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A friend in deed, is a friend indeed!
Joke Info
Category : Food
Rating : 2.94
Contributor : al delon
Type : T
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Moishe and Abe were the best of friends 60 years ago, but hadn't seen or spoken to each other in all those years.
One day they pass each other on a city street, and Abe says to Moishe, "Moishe, is that you?" To which Moishe says, "of course it's me, is that you, Abe?" And both embrace on the sidewalk as their eyes mist over while they reminisce over the six decades they lost contact. Abe says to Moishe, "are you married, divorced, widowed or have a goilfriend?" Moishe responds,"nah, Abe, no goilfriend, no wife, no nuttin'! Are you married, divorced, widowed or have a goilfriend?"
Abe responds, "do I have a goilfriend ... do I have a goilfriend!!" Moishe says, "yeah, so what's so special about this goilfriend of yours?" Abe says, "hah, my goilfriend lives in a fancy apartment on the Upper West Side, and every Thursday afternoon at 2 p.m., I go to her apartment, knock on her door, and she says, 'come in, sit down, unzip your fly', and proceeds to put a little cake and ice cream on my shmuck, then syrup and strawberries all over the head of the shmuck, and little bits of fruit, and then she eats it!"
Moishe is amazed, and asks: "so how can I get a goilfriend like yours?" Abe says, "I'll tell you what being that you're my best friend from the old days ... I'll set you up with a similar date with my goilfriend, and I'll meet you here next week so you can tell me all about it, deal? Moishe says, "deal! My best friend is truly a best friend!" A week goes by, and they meet on the sidewalk as Abe asks Moishe, "so how's by you now?"
Moishe responds sadly, "not so good." Abe: "whaddya mean 'not so good'? Moishe says: I did what you told me ... I went to your goilfriend's apartment at 2 p.m., knocked on her door, she opened it up and beckoned me to the kichen where she promptly kneeled in front of me as she unzipped my pants, and she took my shmuck out and began putting cake, ice cream, syrup, strawberries and bits of fruit all over my shmuck." Abe then asks: "what happened?" Moishe looks sadly at Abe, and says, "Abe, it looked so good I ate it myself!" |
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