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The sinner
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 1.97
Contributor : bac1803
Type : T
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A man is dying and a rabbi comes to wish him off.
The rabbi sits next to him and says "Please my son give to me your confession of all your sins"
The man says "Well sir I've murdered, beaten my parents," he goes on to explain how he's broken all the commandments once or twice.
When he finishes the rabbi asks "My son, you are jewish, vat vould make you, a nice charitable young man, commit these attrocities?"
The man answers "Sir you want this to be written in stone, maybe?" |
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