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On a beach in Miami
Joke Info
Category : Blue-ish Jewish
Rating : 3.83
Contributor : rsmermel
Type : T
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Ida and Fern were sitting on a beach in Miami. Fern reachced for her cigarettes when Ida asked in her thick Yiddish accent,
"Fern, vot is dis ting you keep your cigarettes in?" Fern says, "Oh, Ida, it's called a rubber. It keeps the cigarettes clean from sand and from gettin vet".
Ida says, "Oy, I should have dat, too. Where do I get such a rubber?". Fern replies, "You get them from the nice man at the pharmaceutical store."
So, the next day, Ida walks into the drugstore and walks up to the counter and says, "Mishter, I vant you should sell me a rubber!" Looking at this old woman, the pharmicist thought he'd have some fun with her. He asked, "What color rubber would you like?"
"Color shmolor", replied Ida. "I just vant a rubber"
"OK, OK", said the pharmacist. "Ribbed or unribbed?"
"Vats with dese qvestions? I don't know from ribs. Just sell me a rubber for goodness sake!"
"Alright, just one last question" , said the pharmcist. "What size do you want?"
Ida smiled and said, "Size I know...big enough to fit a Camel". |
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