Category : Rabbi Rating : 3.15 Contributor : caryvip Type : T
A Rabbi gets on a city bus. He doesn't see a seat open. He says to a woman...if you have what I have you'll give me your seat. The woman thinks a little and quietly gives her seat up.
The Rabbi sees a man on his cell phone...he says, if you have what I have you'll let me use your cell phone for a few minutes. The man looked confused but gives his cell phone to the Rabbi.
Finally the Rabbi goes up to the bus driver and says, if you have what I have... you'll stop the bus now to let me off!The Bus driver stops the bus as the Rabbi is getting off he says, Rabbi what is it that you have?
