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Dead End
Joke Info
Category : General Jewish
Rating : 3.15
Contributor : Lawrence Liberman
Type : T
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Three women friend, one jewish and two gentiles, are killed in a fatal traffic accident. They arrive together in Heaven at the Pearly Gates and are met by St Peter.
St. Peter to the first woman "Name"?
First Woman "Jane Smith"
St. Peter "Enter the blue door on the right"
St. Peter to the second woman "Name"?
Second Woman "Ann Jones"
St. Peter "Enter the blue door on the right"
St. Peter to the third woman "Name"?
Third Woman "Rachel Rabbinowitz"
St. Peter "Enter the red door on the left"
Third woman "Hold on a minute St Peter. I've been the best of friends with the other two women for the past thirty years ever since my husband died, in which time we've gone everywhere together and done everything together, even died together in the same crash and now your sending us of seperately. Why can't I go with my two pals so that we can still be together"?
St Peter "Don't you want to get your hair done first"!!!
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